Dunno how or when it happened, but the coffee failed. It doesn’t work. I drink it. Nuthin’. Just another addition to my gastronomic concoction. What’s worse, it keeps my eyes open so not only am I still tired but also I can’t take the nap that I probably should have taken in the first place. The coffee doesn’t work anymore. That is, except a few hours after the fact. As in, when I don’t need it anymore.